samantha dykema

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

Still in shock that a bartender dumped drinks on top of my head last night because I said she was being ungodly. Keep it classy iron buffalo. 👋🏻👋🏻

[IG: whytez88 @iadorewomen_]

You look dumb asf waiting on somebody who ain’t even sure if they want you…

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

If you paid as much attention to your family as you do when you are getting your next drink maybe I wouldn’t be such a fucking bitch 🤷‍♀️

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

Constantly choosing the bar over your family isn’t cool. Grow the fuck up #fatheroftheyear

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

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[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

@saradeas I’m getting fried pickles. Should I bring my leftovers?

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

I hate when I get my period and I’m emotional as fuck. Like who is this weak ass bitch? I hate her. 🙄

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

Sitting in my car listening to a podcast dying thank you @lizzy_babs4

[Rubi Rose @RubiRose]

No one hustles harder than a girl who hates asking for shit

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

@saradeas He wore his new shirt on Saturday to satans and he goes “sassa me” grabbing his shirt 🤣

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

@saradeas your nephew is walking around the house saying I see sassa. Like no sassa ain’t here. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

@saradeas I’m off Thursday

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

My neighbor strapped a piece of plywood to the front of his truck and his currently “plowing”. Welcome to the trailer park 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Daphne L Portis🌊✈🇺🇸 @MissLynneNYC]

Getting this off my chest.
WTF is with the "children lunch debt" bullshit!!???
Prisoners get 3 HOT meals per day, and we can't give a kid a HOT lunch???
Schools even embarrass them by taking their hot lunch away and giving them a sandwich.
STOP THIS SHIT!😡

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

If my kid walks around my house asking for @saradeas one more time today. At least we know who his favorite auntie is

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

@saradeas You can always take dopey.

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

Sitting in the break room and a girl literally said “is it because I’m too nice or too dumb”

[samantha dykema @sammy7091]

Arguing with a 10 month old where he is going to sleep. He won it’s on my chest in my bed. 🙄 not hating the cuddles