Sammich

Mindy Kaling wannabe. Future Deputy Director of Pawnee Parks and Rec. Lover of puppies and chevrons. And feta cheese.

[Sammich @sammy__wammy]

@BeerSensai He really is.

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@BeerSensai Wow, love this energy.

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@BeerSensai love this kid so much!!

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@BeerSensai same bro same

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@BeerSensai what! that sucks!

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@BeerSensai literally the absolute worst

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

"OMG THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG." - the horse at the club

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@BeerSensai I love this so much!! Rainy days are best for snuggles

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@BeerSensai I'll see you in December haha

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@BeerSensai as soon as I'm not working 80 hours a week 🙃

[some delicious orange slices @BeerSensai]

@sammy__wammy Y’all gotta stop by again soon!

[Peacock @peacock]

20 years l8r, they’re back 2getha. Don’t miss the hilarious Original comedy #Girls5eva, streaming exclusively on @PeacockTV.

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@BeerSensai Its 2pm.

[Jason Tartick @Jason_Tartick]

Do you hate phone calls too or just a me issue!?!

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@BeerSensai Can't wait to squish those cheeks!

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@BeerSensai thanks can I get a ticket number for my records?

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@BeerSensai hi I thought I subscribed to #dailypics but it seems my subscription might be paused? 🤔😂😘

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@juhsacuhlyn I feel ya!! I hate it but even though we're half vaccinated I just don't feel like anyone is ready to do anything. I miss 2019 🥺