samantha.

you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.❤️

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

“Youth’s a mask but it don’t last,
live it long & live it fast.
Georgie was a friend of mine.”
🎶🖤

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

2 @Seb_lowe_music tickets for Liverpool tomorrow night on sale for £10 each. Absolutely gutted but not well enough to go! https://t.co/ATJX4FX34s

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

It’s all fun and games working in a pub with your mum until your brother, your sister in law, your sister and her best friend appear. Absolute shenanigans and idiocy for 5 hours. I just wanna go home 😫😅🤣❤️

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

The plan: Have a civilised drink and watch a couple of episodes of stranger things.

The execution: Drink all the alcohol & watch the full drop of Stranger Things, while screaming at the tv like a demented woman.

Bring on Boxing Day!
#StrangerThings5

[Liverpool Echo @LivEchonews]

Huge crowds gathered at Liverpool ONE today for special reason https://t.co/rbCSzH6zmk

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

GIVE ME THE RECIPE JOHN

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

I am not ready to leave New York and not have a deli on the corner that does chicken noodle soup so good I’m willing to sell my children.

I’m just not.

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

Sat at a bar in NYC alone, got talking to with a woman from South Carolina. Asked me where I was from, heard Liverpool and went “OH! I seen that @adamrowecomedy years ago, he was great! Do you listen to his podcast?” Can’t escape @Haveawordpod 😂

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

Also, I’m now playing #foreverwinter and sobbing my heart out. Taylor forever hitting me right where it hurts ✌🏼💖

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

Listening to #ruinthefriendship on repeat, on what is officially mine & Adam’s 10 year anniversary of ruining the friendship. 2 kids & a whole life later, @taylorswift13 is right. It is not convenient but occasionally, it is the best mistake. ❤️

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

My biggest prin 👑💖

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

Girls night, just missing my biggest one. 💜✨

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

Having kids is constantly walking a tightrope of encouraging their brains and creativity vs teaching them what is socially acceptable.
It’s also a never ending comedy show

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

Doubt I’ll ever enjoy a pizza or a gin & lemon the same. Sorrento, you have ruined me!🍕🍸🍋🧡

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

This time tomorrow I’ll be on the Amalfi coast, kid free for an extended period, for the first time in 8 years.
Arrivederci! ✈️ 🇮🇹 🍸

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

My nail guy has just looked me square in the eye and said “I really thought that little toenail would grow back one day but it’s as gone as your dad.”
Ffs Phuc 😭😭😭

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

I’ve got a thousand and one things to do tomorrow so obviously the only conclusion was to drink a bottle of wine and do a one woman Hamilton show in the shower at midnight.
Alarm is set for 5 hours time.
When will you learn, Sammy?

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

Got the karaoke machine out and it appears I can still do @kanyewest’s ‘Family Business’ beginning to end without getting out of breath or missing a single word. Skillzzzzzzzz 21 years on

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

My body was built for famine, not drought 🥵

[samantha. @sammy_bubblegum]

A day on the gin with my mother in law in the garden has got me looking like a lobster phantom of the opera. Managed to burn the right side of my body while the left is still as pale as a corpse 🥲🥲