sam

she/her, nice young hoodlum

[sam @sammy_devito]

capitalism.

[𝗞𝗮𝗹𝗲⸆⸉ 🪩☁️ @cloverbloom_]

And I can go anywhere I want, anywhere I want, just not home

[sam @sammy_devito]

happy jack day team

[myo 🧸 @cinnomng1rl]

this show has produced either the biggest stars ever or the biggest losers ever

[mike from veep @selinaknope]

not even a little. grow up.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i would tweet this to let you all know i was in a hostage situation

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[⭒ @asacredeer]

olympics tennis boring asf

[lili @stereoliv]

1. stranger
2. so american
3. girl i’ve always been
4. obsessed
5. scared of my guitar

[sam @sammy_devito]

@followthepeter1 thank you peter it’s good to be back

[sam @sammy_devito]

haven’t tweeted in years just felt like talking to the void again

[sam @sammy_devito]

taking the term “summer job” VERY seriously by quitting after 3 months

[abby @FULLMACHlNE]

me when i join dress to impress with 1 minute left

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

waiting out the geography and sports categories at trivia night before locking in for arts and entertainment

[lauren @winonaddict]

she should’ve been at the club