Lil Vomit Hands

Currently holding the position of Slap Bet Commissioner 👋🏻

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I offered an elderly lady my seat on the bus and she responded "Id rather sit on your lap" and the winked at me. Good to know I still got it

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Awkwardly long hugs in 2021 #newyear

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Y’all act like socialism is the end of days. But as a guy who’s lived in Canada for the last 6 years, don’t knock it till you tried it. #canada2020

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I just want to make enough money to make Whole Foods my primary grocery store.

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@aniharvey_ Chefs

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@Blakedbrowning That’s right

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@Blakedbrowning @emilyveening @shapeofwater You’ve inspired me to get into bats cause I like bats and that bag guy

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The six win in six. Drake born on oct 24. Raptors franchise founded in 95, 24 years ago. Poetic or the illuminati?

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Do ppl go to Coachella to take pictures of themselves at Coachella or do they go for the music?

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@yaboystoy My summer plan was to give you sponge baths everyday so I would say this back surgery mde all my dreams come true

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I can’t believe ppl still follow me on this app

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See you there

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CANT WAIT TO GET BACK ON ROAD !! ASTROWORLD TOUR LEG 2 STARTS FRIDAY VANCOUVER AND PORTLAND WE COMING IN HOT https://t.co/MweOeYJZaR

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@yaboystoy Extremely accurate description of what it’s like to work in a professional kitchen

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@yaboystoy #noonesafe

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@yaboystoy When twitter notifies you that “Lil butt plug” liked your comment 😂😂

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@DMeenk Get off Twitter go home

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I just greeted the bus driver by saying, “Good morning” peep the time 👀

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@Matthew3632 Good for you bro ❤️

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If @kanyewest isn’t medically diagnosed with bipolar disorder , I feel like people suffering with bipolar might be upset with him and his recent album, on some days...

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