Samantha Goblirsch

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

@surrahgoblirsch slow learner 😂

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

While in line at Victoria's Secret Jay sprayed all shorts of perfume on me, then after leans over and says, "You smell like a stripper!"

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

Should have had someone who actually knows tattoos help with mine. Jay says, "it's coming off with the bandage." No jay, they don't do that!

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

The Wild's new goal song is not as cool as the old one, no does it pump me up.....#kindabummed #mnwild

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

Starting to regret that 3 hour nap right about now #mondays 🙄#nosleep

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

@ADreessen21 touché! I would have been negative 5 years old!

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

Just got told "my boys are so nice." Actually I am just a nanny....I'm 24, they are 11......#mathdoesntaddup #13&pregnant

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

@surrahgoblirsch I went to take a picture and she sat right next to it! It was meant to be ❤️

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

Hundreds of dollars for one night, then to be boxed up forever. Shelby can't believe it either! #drycleaned #bye

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

This walking home thing sounded like a good idea an hour ago when I left....#almosthome #kinda

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

@AshleyGigax 😂😂 https://t.co/wR1SOKBOm7

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

I just want someone who looks at me the way this lil dude looks at ketchup

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

Jay asked me how long my trailer is last night, ummm you mean train. #weddingdress #anticipation #11moredays

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

To the man that tipped me $120 last night on a $107 tab....you are my new best friend #thankyou #taxpreparer #taxseasonover #party

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

Shout out to Kuemper for doing work in the net ever since he came into the game #iseeyou #yougo

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

Okay Granlund, I see you!!!!! #corner #impressed

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

Told Jay I was going to buy a bottle of wine for me and my friends this weekend, his response: Just one? You can easily finish 1 by yourself

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

Master bathroom ✔️ master bedroom ✔️ spare bathroom ✔️ kitchen ✔️ #productivesnowday #cleaning #stillonlyhalfway #needanothersnowday

[Samantha Goblirsch @sammy_g21]

Waiting for my face to not be numb anymore...really hungry , but I don't want to eat my cheek! #ilovelunch