Sam Gordon

Just out here worshipping St. Louis. Go Cards! #stayturnt #SPRINGBREAKGULFSHORES2014

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

@SullysSpotlight @HoosierBaseball @IUBaseManagers WAY TO GO HOOSIERS THIS IS OUR YEAR!!! I SMELL A #HEATER COMING #BARTKAUFMAN #HOOSIERHYSTERIA #YOUCANTBEATUS

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

JUST CONFIRMED: Indy 500 with the guys #blessed #snakepit #turnup #obvbringingmypen

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

@realmasonjappa it's the year of #BS2016 stocking up on lube before it sells out!

[Mason Bottles @realmasonjappa]

#bs2016 year of the balloon knot

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

@BBQ_Princess1 don't fuck wit Sammy Gords like that pussy face

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

"I have enough mirrors to rape five bitches.." What do mirrors have to do with raping? "I can see if they're trying to leave, dumbass"

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

@amandakdil and before you give blow jobs #fact

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

@amandakdil I put them underneath your pillow baby

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

YAHHHHH we got Michael Sam #RAMS ! Were really doing it!!! All my dreams are coming true . Can't wait to get a Sam jersey!!! #swingit #imgay

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Michael Sam becomes the first openly gay player drafted by the NFL after being selected by the St. Louis Rams. http://t.co/4Gr23ejewz

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

Daddy is hungry , mommy brought daddy his favorite for graduation #kidswhich #daddyishungry

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

@PrestonWagner that's my D on the bottom and that's your D on the top #getthatdickout #swangit #turtlebohs

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

Will anybody play with the moon with me??? Devin will you play with the moon with me ?!? #moonworship #cumplaywithdad

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

And you can tell everybody..... And you can tell everybody... That daddy graduated and that daddy has big dick. Swing that dick for btown!!!

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Followers to RETWEET can win a baseball signed by Adam Wainwright. #MLBFC

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

@tysmithj How'd you know!!!!!!!!! I heard you have a fire crotch !!!!!!

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

DADDY just signed a new place In CHI. COME HOLD that D and Swing it everywhere. #getthatdickout #nastynate #futureroomies @McJapps @IgNoffs

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

Who's hungry ????