pajama sam

heaven is a place where nothing ever happens

[pajama sam @sammy_kirk]

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[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

It is surprising how many of our enemies are literal Nazi pedophiles. I did always think politics would be more complicated than that.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

It’s your side’s fault. You ruined it. Nobody wants to have fun with you.

[Anthony Emerson❤️🌲🦞🇾🇪🌹 @AnthonyMEmerson]

Holy fucking shit. From Platner’s interview with the NYT.

[Spooky JL @spooky_JL]

AI has unlocked infinite opportunities for guys to play with dolls on the internet

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Absurd and inhuman violence is spreading ferociously through the sacred places of the Christian East, profaned by the blasphemy of war and the brutality of business, with no regard for people’s lives, which are considered at most collateral damage of self-interest. But no gain can be worth the life of the weakest, children, or families. No cause can justify the shedding of innocent blood.

[pajama sam @sammy_kirk]

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[pajama sam @sammy_kirk]

It snowed today so: potato and leek soup

[pajama sam @sammy_kirk]

You need to be making bigger sandwiches

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

They’re cool but I fundamentally mistrust any sport where the scoring is based on someone judging it. Time, distance, or putting an object in another object are the only true measures

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

It sucks when they pick really good books for high school reading lists. They'll pick your favorite book. Then every time you tell someone it's your favorite book, whoever you're talking to rolls their eyes and thinks "This dumb idiot hasn't read a word since high school".

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Resentful and overly emotional right-wing scolds like JD see women casually belittling an authority figure, imagine it's happening to them, and think it should be punishable by death.

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

“Don’t interfere with law enforcement. If you interfere with law enforcement, you should expect to die. It’s law enforcement’s job to kill you if you interfere with law enforcement. Let them do their job.”

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you a slave?

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

"For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:"

-Declaration of Independence, 1776

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

They're now kicking even the candles lit in Renee Good's memory.

"You know what that's for?"
"I don't give a f*ck."

[Kevin Scarbinsky @KevinScarbinsky]

The Nick Saban Effect:

If Ole Miss and Oregon win, the 8 playoff quarterfinal teams will include 5 former Saban assistants (Smart, Cignetti, Cristobal, Golding, Lanning) and Saban's former school in Alabama.

The outliers: Ohio State's Ryan Day and Texas Tech's Joey McGuire.

[Andy Staples @AndyStaples]

If Alabama can win this, @OldTakesExposed might pass out trying to RT all the tweets from the first couple quarters.

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Something to be written about how the stock phrases of War on Terror propaganda have finally been evacuated of literally all meaning except their core rhetorical function: to legitimize unlimited US state violence, both at home and abroad