Sammy Lesser

[Jasper McReary @JMcRearyKBE]

If Trump wants his wall so badly, he should open his wallet and fucking pay for it. The man is a billionaire who lives in a gold penthouse.

[Keegan Thomas @keeganthomas10]

#impeachtrump get this unqualified racist out of the Oval Office and back to his tacky hotel golf courses.

[Sammy Lesser @sammy_lesser]

Shit happens

[Alexander Lowery @iamalexlowery]

I've got this whole NY thing down. Just look pissed and you will get by.

[JASON DETROY 🌎 @jason_detroy]

If I die in this uber please tell my family I love them. And donate my organs.

[Sammy Lesser @sammy_lesser]

Can I domesticate a baby skunk or no?

[JASON DETROY 🌎 @jason_detroy]

It's like Niagara Falls outside

[Sammy Lesser @sammy_lesser]

Shout out to Fred, my uber driver in LA, who FedExed my phone to me in Massachusetts. YOU'RE THE REAL HERO BRO!

[Sammy Lesser @sammy_lesser]

@emilyadams091 Dunkin Donuts is my Tim Hortins! Okay?

[Sammy Lesser @sammy_lesser]

An appropriate first tweet.Thanks Jimbo.And for the record this whole twitter thing was forced by @emilyadams091 & @hannah_bates91