Sam Smith⚓

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

@duolingo I am heart broken! I’ve lost my 700 day streak because of going wild camping - is there anything the Duolingo Genie can do?

[hev @Heathernab]

I mean this in the least morbid way possible, but I’m actual so curious as to what will happen when the queen dies... sooo I did some research

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

To the nobhead who obviously spilt their drink, switched to my train seat and didn't warn me about the wet surprise, I hope your bladder fails and you have to wear nappies for the rest of your life

[alex @90spersephone]

i never thought i needed pictures of danny devito at pride until now

[Chrish @mistachrish]

*watches Step Up once*

[Amanda Cazel @AmandaCazel]

Ladies, if he is:

- fighter of the nightman
- champion of the sun
- master of karate & friendship for everyone

he’s not your man; he’s dayman

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

@shinny_9 @laueliz_ Amen Liam 🙌

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

@laueliz_ With great legs comes great opportunities

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

@Elliotstock11 @sherry_shayd Hahaha this is one of my favourite videos 😂

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

@shinny_9 @laueliz_ Knees and nips

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

@shinny_9 @laueliz_ Amen brother

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

@laueliz_ Okay deal

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

@laueliz_ Bikinis

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

@laueliz_ Case study:
Sam Smith - male | employed

Laura Tunnard - female | Laid in bed picking her nose

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

@laueliz_ Laura the Eco-Warrior who falls asleep with her TV 🙌🙌🙌

[Dylan @DylanBaer]

Please help, man needs his boat! 🙏🏻

[Stocky @Elliotstock11]

@laueliz_ Any excuse to drink is very English anyway so obviously we take part in it!

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

@MiriamOates1 @laueliz_ I absolutely howled at this, well done Miriam hahaha

[Sam Smith⚓ @sammy_pjammy]

Init sad that I'm sat in my kitchen on a Friday night drinking and cooking sweet potato fries whilst Laura is casually getting sunburn abroad

[TU Xtra @tu_xtra]

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