sammy🦋

XXV/ utrgv ‘21

[fa⁷⋆.⸆⸉ is seeing bts @folkwithluv]

fuck parasocialism my best friend taylor alison swift is getting married today

[celia @vinylfolklore]

“taylor swift will probably sell dvds of her wedding” oh i hope so !!! and i want it in 4k ultra hd

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

i knew we were in late-stage capitalism, but i didn’t realize we were in **HUNGER GAMES** late-stage capitalism

[rudy TODAY @byerudy]

THERE ARE BRIDGES YOU CROSSED YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU CROSSED UNTIL YOU CROOOOOSSED.

[Tyler @TylerCWhitmore]

i’m seated. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because “it’s still 365 days until the movie comes out” but i’m simply too seated.

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

Tell Suzanne Collins that as long as she keeps writing and as long as they adapt her books she’ll never lose me.

[هدية @aminahsarchive]

having to ask a class of first graders to open a book to page 67

[🙂‍↕️Smoking Hennesy, Drinking Blunts🙂‍↕️ @HateItFrFr]

@2xlLevi Hungry Caterpillar!
I do not like rainbow fish message! Tf you mean I gotta give you a piece of me for you to feel special?!?!

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[melissa ☆ @wadesknife]

how it feels to still be obsessed with the same interests you had at age 12

[Salvador Iglesias Jr @Javisness]

Yo en pleno horario laboral:

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

18 years ago today, many lives were changed

[hel of troy @unfiltereid]

oh so this is how men feel when their team wins super bowl or some shit

[mau @rllydu]

i just cha cha’d so fucking smooth and now you really want me to cha cha again? fucking ridiculous.

[maria @westsidesorry]

i’m seated. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it’s “not november 2026 yet” but i’m simply too seated

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

people i haven’t spoken to in months texting me that liam payne died like he was my uncle or something