Sammy Harper

I just wanna live

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

Wow you losers still use Twitter?

[Hunter Christy @hunnachristy]

Ready for warmer nights and colder beer

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

Still not surprised.

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

Back to only caring about myself I guess. Go me!

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

Yo I like how girls made up the term fuckboy but women are more fucked than us guys go ahead and favorite that!!!

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

@hunnachristy let's go catfishin' sonnnnnn. Forreal this time.

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

@hunnachristy when u coming back to shenco next?

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

I swear everytime I work at something and let my feelings get involved I always end up saying something stupid and mess it all up.

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

Getting ignored is my 2nd favorite thing to do next to, lied to is 1st. This is obviously sarcasm.

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

Seems like times changed so much, everyone used to want to make time for you, now others just want to waste it.

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

Forever craving a 50s style relationship, come home from work. Dinner, cuddles, I love yous and church on Sunday mornings.

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

Next person to look at me wrong is getting knocked out. These knuckles ain't touched a nose in a minute oh and you can get it 👊

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

@fuckkori true

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

This things fun

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality, nobody really gives a fuck.

[Anders Holm @ders808]

Good morning.
Workaholics is on tonight.
Be about it.

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

@hunnachristy haha right.

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

@hunnachristy I'm down!! I'm trying to flip a kayak and still land the fish. Hahahah

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

@hunnachristy we should do a weekend long float trip. SMALLIES and CATFEEESH

[Sammy Harper @sammyaych]

@hunnachristy getting a kayak with my tax returns, when you come back we should plan a trip bruh