SamanthaRae🌻

got a heart of gold, in need of an attitude adjustment, with an alcohol problem, and the mouth of a sailor

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

I’m glad I’ve got boobs, the last thing I need is people making eye contact with me 🙈

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

Nothing worse than coming home late from work with laundry all over your bed because you thought you would be more motivated after work 🤣

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

I’m sick of hearing “they’re family”
Toxic is toxic regardless.

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

Manicure ✅ Pedicure ✅
My ass will be in the sand with a margarita in hand in 2 days and I couldn’t be more excited

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Females will stop for Starbucks but not for gas

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

I ran around the yard, playing sharks for an hour and half with the 4 year old I nanny today. I don’t think there is anything better 😍

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

I deleted my tinder, he must be the one

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

The best thing to come from 2020 has been you

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

Gotta admit, I’m quite smitten with you

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

a guy I’m not even dating has me up at night with racing thoughts and that is my downfall

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

@CatherineGamma I have the lowest pain tolerance ever and mine didn’t hurt, coming out was a whole different story 😭

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

my ex re-added me on snap to tell me happy birthday and I’m truly confused on how to feel

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

Honey, you were just an experiment. Don’t flatter yourself

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

@emmadwyer__ I feel this being 13 days away 😭

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

when your best friend calls from the shop wanting beer, pizza, and chew... you go have a shop party on a Thursday night

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

Me & my future daughter 😍

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

when you see your ex’s best friend on tinder so you fuck around and swipe right, but it ends up being a match. oops 🤷🏼‍♀️

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

some shit hurts your heart more than you thought it would

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

Can’t please everybody. Do you

[SamanthaRae🌻 @sammybranson1]

Best part of a weekend camping trip is coming home to a hot shower and your own bed

[☆ 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚎 ☆ @scade43]

when George Strait said “20 years together and she still gets to me” that’s what I’m looking for in life