Uhm. So who the fuck was gonna tell me the “serving size” for pizza rolls was 6. You’re telling me I’ve been eating a 5 course meal every time I fucking make myself some pizza rolls?!
Yo fat ass got about 4 & a half months to get that body in shape for summer time. Everytime you say “next Monday” just know you shave a week off, you fat bitch, GET A GRIP!!!
I have no “mom” energy.
What I have is “big sister” energy.
I will take you out for drinks and help you flirt with guys but also make sure you don’t go home with anyone.