Sam

[nw@l @nastywomanatlaw]

the feeling of forwarding an email you have been accused of not sending is probably the same as winning a duel

[Blue 🇵🇷 @VladimirBlue]

Welp there’s always 2023

[Sam @sammychex]

Swamp, crumble, witchcraft

[Sam @sammychex]

@beccagreen845 I miss your dogs

[Sam @sammychex]

@beccagreen845 No no noooo

[Sam @sammychex]

Nice lady at the gas station saw a sus guy at the pump behind me and waited until I was back in my car. What a darling.

[Sam @sammychex]

@therickymartin Yeah the parents’ chex are movin to the cape

[Sam @sammychex]

Bye second house I ever lived in. Hated you when I moved in as a nine year old but I’ll miss you.

[Sam @sammychex]

Today was a reminder to take nothing (& no one) for granted

[Sam @sammychex]

@beccagreen845 Uhmmmm

[Sam @sammychex]

If you’re calling a business to get some info, have a damn pen ready.

[Sam @sammychex]

Missin @GideonAL

[Shannon @StayinSlayin]

One day I’ll stop being perpetually single 😂

[Sam @sammychex]

I did it y’all my credit score 808.

[Sam @sammychex]

@StayinSlayin I think that’s a rule for all of their properties which sucks bc they’re so cute 😭

[Sam @sammychex]

@beccagreen845 Just found this

[Sam @sammychex]

I can’t wait to move. Never live on the ground floor.

[Sam @sammychex]

My favorite Apple Watch feature is when the morning sun bounces off of it and my cat chases the light beam.

[Sam @sammychex]

@beccagreen845 😟