sam

[sam @sammydeeeznuts]

feliz ano nuevo 🎉🥰

[charles @lightbeeerpapi]

happy new year @sammydeeeznuts

[sam @sammydeeeznuts]

I’m not playing when I say I don’t like regular coke. Ordered a diet and they gave me regular. When I finally tried my drink and realized it was regular I dropped my people off and went all the way back 10 min to get my Diet Coke. It’s fucking annoying.

[caution @justice4caution]

Still upset that @MariahCarey's The Star didn't win Best Original Song at the 75th Golden Globes 🙃

[sam @sammydeeeznuts]

Sunday night 🥹

[sam @sammydeeeznuts]

@mastercard YOUR GIFT CARDS R A FUCKING SCAM. FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy Chanukah!
Merry Christmas!
Happy Holidays!
And Happy Gilmore to all!!!!!!

[sam @sammydeeeznuts]

me

[charles @lightbeeerpapi]

🥹

[sam @sammydeeeznuts]

c and i on sundaysss

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

December is going to feel like this

[sam @sammydeeeznuts]

cutting off the world gets easier and easier once youve created your own.

[charles @lightbeeerpapi]

My son is 8 and he knows more about the nba than most adults, and he watches ZERO games. It makes no sense to me. He consumes basketball COMPLETELY through clips. Shit is crazy to me.

[charles @lightbeeerpapi]

“Happy Thanksgiving Stink!”
“Today’s thanksgiving?”
“What, YES”
“Oh… I’m thankful for this-“
*rips insane fart*
*walks out of the room*
Me: 😦

[sam @sammydeeeznuts]

@MerSAYDEEZ23 all of a sudden he was cloned!!

[sam @sammydeeeznuts]

HOE DADDYS

[Coolness941 @Coolness941]

Derek Jeter being one of R&B’s greatest muses is more important than whatever basketball career he had.

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

A warm welcome for the Champs at the #LakeShow.

[sam @sammydeeeznuts]

BEAUTIFUL and YASSS🎄

[debra 🦙 @debraannhanzrob]

Should I just go ahead and put the Christmas Tree up? It just keeps snowing…🎄❄️☃️