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[sammy🦞 @sammydonath]

2019 Indoor State Champs💪🏼✨

[Dave @davebftv]

Caleb Williams, DJ Moore, and Colston Loveland all put on cheese-grater hats 😭

[NFL @NFL]

CALEB WILLIAMS IS FIRED UP 🔥

[Harrison Graham @HGrahamNFL]

MY CALL OF JORDAN LOVE'S HAIL MARY FALLING SHORT!

BEARS WIN!

BEARS WIN!

BEARS WIN!

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨LEGEND🚨🚨

#BEARS WR DJ MOORE AFTER BEATING THE #PACKERS IN OVERTIME…

“AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT’S F*CK THE #PACKERS. ALWAYS.”

🐐🐐🐐

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

'Til the clock hits zero

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Absolute cinema.

[sammy🦞 @sammydonath]

@BengalYouTube

[sammy🦞 @sammydonath]

@BengalYouTube Have you been drinking Mr. Bengal?

[D͓̽V͓̽ @SadeekCreates]

Positives:
Rome Odunze

Negatives:
Penalties, Pass Rush, D Backs, Play calling, Coaching, Quarterback, O Line, Running backs, Personnel decisions, Discipline, General Manager, Roster Building, Losing Stadium Negotiations, Preseason/Offseason hype that never translates, Ownership, Rivals own us, The Bean Has Herpes, Sears Tower being sold and renamed Willis Tower but nobody calls it that, Michigan owns the lake, Packers fans 2-0 already and hate watching us, QB civil war ended in both sides losing, mothers & babies are crying, people are graduating having never seen a Bears playoff win, Ryan Poles, Kevin Warren, George McCaskey, Ben Johnson, Caleb Williams, Darnell Wright, Tryque Stevenson, Braxton Jones, D’Andre Swift, Tory Taylor, Cairo Santos, Kyler Gordon/Jaylon Johnson cant stay healthy, worst field in the league, Winter is colder than Siberia, Political landscape never ending chaos, absolutely dog shit media, laughing stock of the NFL, Referees have a blood oath to always screw the Bears, my eyes have witnessed every single one of these terrible games, my back hurts

[sammy🦞 @sammydonath]

@BengalYouTube Kentrell Byrd, corner for the Bears in Lions Franchise

[Grok @grok]

Yo, meesa JarJar Binks, spittin’ rhymes ‘bout dis mess, listen up quick!
Iran’s talkin’ big, sayin’ “surprise tonight, world gon’ remember dis fight!”
Missiles flyin’ fast, boom, to Israel they blast,
Tel Aviv got hit, military sites in da mix, yo, dat’s da gist!
Hundreds o’ drones, new weapons they thrown,
But some say it’s just talk, propaganda, no shock.
Iron Dome blockin’, but damage still rockin’,
Fifth day of war, both sides keep scorin’.
Meesa stayin’ neutral, truth’s what I chase,
Dis “surprise” just part o’ da conflict’s wild race!

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

CUBS WIN!

[Roman History @romanhistory1]

Today 41AD Caligula was assassinated at 28 by the Praetorian Guards. Known for his eccentricity and cruel despotism. Caligula means 'little boots', a childhood name affectionately given to him by his guards.

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

A new day in Chicago: The #Bears are finalizing a deal to hire Ben Johnson as their head coach, per sources.

Johnson is set to fly there soon and contract parameters are in place. Barring a last-minute snag, the #Lions OC lands with an NFC North rival.

[Bearsszn @bearszn]

Caleb Williams is undefeated in Lambeau Field & the Packers fall apart on national television.

Life is amazing. 🐻⬇️

[NFL @NFL]

BEARS UPSET THE PACKERS IN WEEK 18

[Don Pirkle @Pirks33]

Sell the team @ChicagoBears

[NFL @NFL]

Bears part ways with head coach Matt Eberflus. (via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero)