sam

[sam @sammydoo16]

I love world otter day 🦦

[sam @sammydoo16]

In all seriousness, I really do like the song Maui Wowie by Kid Cudi

[sam @sammydoo16]

Do I have trust issues or is it just good intuition?

[sam @sammydoo16]

I will not stand pigeon slander. They’re misunderstood, beautiful creatures.

[sam @sammydoo16]

Maybe I do have a dump truck

[sam @sammydoo16]

My sexual awakening was Martha May Whovier

[sam @sammydoo16]

Bald men need more love

[sam @sammydoo16]

Do you think they knew how cool Grease was when they made it? Like crazy I’m watching it now and it was made in 1978! Almost 50 years ago! Wow.

[sam @sammydoo16]

I miss Len Goodman

[sam @sammydoo16]

Bro Travis Kelce can act! I did not know he was that good 🤯

[sam @sammydoo16]

Can we collectively agree that compression socks are sexy? I will not stand compression sock hate any longer.

[sam @sammydoo16]

My best friend got married

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When was the last time you did the Dougie?

[sam @sammydoo16]

A large sonic cherry fucking limeade

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We don’t give Burger King enough credit

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I’d rock Jason Bateman’s world

[sam @sammydoo16]

When was the last time you let yourself watch the monumental movie Bolt? Yeah release your inhibitions. Do it. Thank me later.

[sam @sammydoo16]

@bridgette_oneil Seems like you already have one maybe a couple

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“Unpopular” opinion: Sharpay’s version of You Are the Music in Me is better