Happy 17th birthday Daíe! You’re my ride or die, the light in the dark, and my perfect counterpart. Thank you for being your amazing self. I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. Love you forever king💗💗 @Franlauck
waiter: i'm sorry sir, but your card has been declined
me: run it again
waiter: i ran it three times
me: *to my date* omg this is so embarrassing. do you mind taking care of it?
her: no problem! *grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close* he said run it again