sammy

likes david bowie and doesn't understand taxes (she/her)

[sammy @sammyhbu]

@ambxr23 Come I’ll give you a great discount 😮‍💨

[sammy @sammyhbu]

@ambxr23 YES.

[sammy @sammyhbu]

@ambxr23 there is no appeal

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Dominik Livaković has FOUR penalty shootout saves at this tournament.

Croatia’s hero 🧤

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[sammy @sammyhbu]

@syd_the_kiddd lexie & george posts needed a trigger warning

[sammy @sammyhbu]

when the server tells me the plate is very hot and i touch it anyway because i don’t believe them

[Klayphe @klayphe]

Stephen curry is really the petty King lmao 😭

[sammy @sammyhbu]

@spacedcowbcy yes 😬

[sammy @sammyhbu]

@organicxtaurus im never wrong

[sammy @sammyhbu]

@spacedcowbcy that’s what i’ll be doing 🤠

[sammy @sammyhbu]

sometimes you have to enjoy the simple pleasures of life (the save drake farms salad from mendocino farms)

[sammy @sammyhbu]

@veroniicahope vividly remember you making this

[sammy @sammyhbu]

b roll 📸

[sammy @sammyhbu]

@organicxtaurus it’s kiss you

[sammy @sammyhbu]

@Harry_Styles what if you…………..played tbsl at weekend 2

[Omar Apollo @omarapollo]

come see me at coachellaaaaaa 5:05pm 🙈

[sammy @sammyhbu]

@olivetoothpick um COME W ME !

[sammy @sammyhbu]

if zoey deutch has a million fans i am one of them
if zoey deutch has one fan it’s me
if zoey deutch has zero fans i’m dead