sam 🍓

honestly, who cares at this point

[ياسمين @yvsmin_]

all the moons of 2024

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @cozysnoopys]

i understand him completely

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨 𖤐 𓃵 @triiiplice]

Waking up in October like

[🕸️ @recreatings]

my snapchat ai after i try blocking it

[sam 🍓 @sammyiammi]

@vvewb @darwinsburner Mine started gaslighting me 😂

[sully @theonesullyy]

why did my snapchat AI just post on its story then ignore me https://t.co/BXTRzOPBRj

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

“Has Barbie ever gotten chemo?” I innocently type into Google 15 seconds before weeping.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"do you remember?"

Me:

[Annapolis OEM @AnnapolisOEM]

The loud boom that was heard across the DMV area was caused by an authorized DOD flight. This flight caused a sonic boom. That is all the information available at this time.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

If you're wondering, when cancer cells are killed by chemo, they break apart and then the actual atoms and molecules get filtered out by the kidneys.

So, cancer survivors, you peed your cancer into the fucking toilet and flushed it into the sewer. WHICH IS WHAT IT DESERVED.

[Noah @nofa0520]

Everyone coming to twitter to see if instagram is down #instagram

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

now I understand her:

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me adding lol on a serious message

[🖤 𝕸𝔦𝖓𝔞 𝔉𝖔𝔵 🖤 @minanohime]

Made my Dad some jackets for his dialysis sessions. He said he always gets really cold in there so he asked me to add zippers on his jackets. He likes them so much he made me do like 6 more 😭💀

[𝐊. 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐄 @KSTEPTORE_]

I WILL FINISH THIS SEMESTER W/A 3.5+
I WILL FINISH THIS SEMESTER W/A 3.5+
I WILL FINISH THIS SEMESTER W/A 3.5+

[MEEVIN @Meevin10]

the gunch

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

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[mia @voilamia]

me on my way to twitter after instagram randomly decides to suspend my account