S.J.C.

[Essex Patriot @Essex_Patriot]

Who else wants to see this message from the government? 🇬🇧

[The Boabie @TheBoabie]

FUCK THE @ScottishFA

Fuck Wullie the Gollum

Fuck each and every one of those cheating bastards they call 'refs/assistant refs/VAR cunts)

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕚𝕖 ☄︎ @KenzieLFC]

🚨BREAKING: Jeff Bezos on the changes he plans to make at Liverpool after becoming a minority shareholder:

“Liverpool is already one of the biggest clubs in the world. I’m not here to change its identity I’m here to make it impossible for anyone to compete with it financially.”

“We will invest heavily in technology, recruitment, analytics and the club’s global reach. Anfield will remain Anfield, but the infrastructure behind it will operate at a completely different level.”

“I want Liverpool to become the most technologically advanced football club in the world.”

“And yes… if there’s a world-class player available, I want Liverpool to be first in line.” 😭🔴

#LFC #YNWA

[Lord BJK @TrongateTramps]

No penalty.
Why bother showing up?

[AS12RFC @AS12RFC]

As blatant a handball as you’ll see but….. goal to Celtic 🤷🏼

@ScottishFA 👏

[Shaun @LfcShaunjudge]

When other fans blame Liverpool solely for the ban in Europe show them this..

Educate them...

[Jez Hermer MBE 🇬🇧 @JezHermerMBE]

George Tosh wrote:

Dear Muslims of the UK,

My family and I have decided to move to a Muslim country. We haven’t picked which one yet — we’re still shopping for the best benefits package.

Obviously, all my neighbours want to come too. And their neighbours. And their mates. And their mates’ mates. Before you know it, half of Britain will be turning up with suitcases and a vague sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we’ll need a few small adjustments:

Please start building churches immediately. Proper ones with bells. Loud bells.

We’ll also need certain streets closed once a year for our processions. Don’t worry, it’s not five times a day, we’re not animals.

Every supermarket must stock proper pork, bacon, sausages, and baked beans. We are a minority now, so you’ll just have to be understanding and accommodating of our way of life.

We’re bringing all the dogs. Expect many happy Labradors shitting on your pavements. You’ll need dog parks, and you’ll need to smile while we walk them past your mosques.

While we’re at it, your religious holidays are a bit… much. They might offend the Christian community, so we’d appreciate it if you could quietly bin them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and staff must be allowed to wear large crucifixes, eat ham sandwiches in the canteen, and generally radiate Christian vibes without anyone clutching their pearls. We also demand prayer rooms in every building, plus translators because we can’t be bothered learning Arabic.

If any of this is refused, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, christianophobia, and general nastiness.

One more thing: if my kids burn your flag because England just won at football, please be understanding. I’ll give them a really stern telling-off. Maybe even make them write “sorry” 50 times.

Finally, we’d like generous benefits, free housing, and pocket money while we “integrate” over the next three generations. Work is optional, obviously also, we wish to drink alcohol and occasionally gamble on the horses. And in good weather we like to go topless.

Please bear with us. You will get used to it.

Appreciate your tolerance in advance. After all, diversity is our strength!

Yours faithfully,

A Very Reasonable Christian

[Joe (LFC) @JoelovesLFC]

🚨🗣️JEFF BEZOS ON LIVERPOOL’S FINAL 18 DAYS:

“Liverpool have 18 days left in the window, so we’ve decided to stop watching the market and start shopping.”

“The shortlist is simple: Olise, Yamal, Barcola and Moisés Caicedo.”

“I told the club, if the price looks crazy, don’t panic… just remember who I am.”

“To our rivals, I recommend enjoying these final nine days from a safe distance.”

#LFC

[Ashleigh Schaub @ashleigh_schaub]

Restore Britain Its the only way 🇬🇧👍Please Like, Share, Follow 🙏🏻🤍l💖🇬🇧#VoteRestoreBritain #restorebritain

[🇺🇸JB MAGA 🇺🇸 @JBMAGA03]

Do you agree with this?

[British Unapologetically 🇬🇧 @patriotismbrit]

Would you like to see him lead this country? 🤔

[Trip @_trip99]

That time we destroyed Arsenal 😭

What did Firmino say to Salah for his goal?

[لـؤي @J_k1011]

اقوى مدرب بالتاريخ في التحولات السريعة والرتم السريع مؤسس الركض المستمر دون اي توقف العراب يورغن كلوب استمتعوا ♥️♥️♥️

[Watch LFC @Watch_LFC]

So Jeff Bezos’s money is the leading investment capital in 1892 Holdings.

This is Bezos’ big push into owning a sporting franchise.

Bhatia is the face and the one with the experience in football so will be a useful conduit for Bezos in a sector he has no experience in.

But there’s no doubt about it: Jeff Bezos wants to own football’s most storied institution and today he made the first move in doing so.

[Oresko🌐 @OreOfe60018]

Interviewer 🗣️: Now that you have bought a minority share at Liverpool football club, what goals do you plan to achieve.

Jeff Bezos🗣️: First thing on my list is to buy Barcola, then hopefully in few years time we can sign stars like Yamal, Olise, Nunez and the likes. Winning a trophy at least is also part of my goal.

Source(@OreOfe60018 )

#LFC

[Nicholas Westby-New @NickWestbyNew]

LMFAO at poor little Alex Scott today. After wittering about slavery and racism for years, it turns out that her 4xGreat Grandfather owned 26 slaves!

[Wins @WinsLFC]

🚨🗣 Jeff Bezos on what Liverpool fans should expect after the deal with Amit Bhatia:

“Fenway Sports Group did a great job with #LFC. Our job is not to change that, but to give the manager the resources to compete as we work towards a full takeover.”

“I told Iraola ato relax. Barcola, Olise, Osimhen, Quansah, Messi… I know the names he’s been asking about.”

“I didn’t invest in Liverpool to watch Man City, Barcelona or Arsenal lift trophies.”

[Alex Stepney @AlexStepney1]

A few words on Jimmy Rimmer...He was a superb pro at so many clubs. At Utd we trained together, learnt from each other, pushed each other and enjoyed a pint together, just as it should be.
He lived life to the full and was great company. The football world has lost a star🍷