Me calling Keegan: “hey what are you doing”
Keegan: “well I tried to shave my back and now I look like Edward Scissor Hands gave me a massage”
Oh
@kee_keegan
If there’s not tequila shots at my funeral and somebody pushing everybody to take them even though nobody wants to, dead me is gonna be very disappointed
@BriaOhman@mcernohorsky Man even people who just push it in the general direction of the corral annoy me, like walk the 3 extra feet and put it in properly so somebody else doesn’t have to do it for you🙄
I am in desperate need of more tattoos and I really would like the world to open up again so that I can spend all of my money on permanent changes to my appearance please and thanks
Man I figured I’d be addicted to something by the time I was 23, I just didn’t think it was gonna be checking my email every 30 seconds as if somebody other than Costco or old navy might be trying to reach me