Sam Ross

every rose has its thorn

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

Imagine living in America and thinking it’s the greatest country ever. Just imagine being that ignorant #bodyautonomyisaright

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

Me calling Keegan: “hey what are you doing”
Keegan: “well I tried to shave my back and now I look like Edward Scissor Hands gave me a massage”
Oh
@kee_keegan

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

#BellLetsTalk

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

@kee_keegan Yea

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

@Snelbss I knew you had my back 💯

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

If there’s not tequila shots at my funeral and somebody pushing everybody to take them even though nobody wants to, dead me is gonna be very disappointed

[James @CaucasianJames]

i need a dog. a best friend. a st. bernard

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

@AmberPedersen2 @TheDIYHacks I might have to try this 😂

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

Hot damn life is great 🤙

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

@kee_keegan @SofiaSugai Even better idea 🇫🇷

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

@kee_keegan 🥺🥺 love you move back

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

@AmberPedersen2 She supports me 😂

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

Wish “my mom won’t let me” was still believable

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

@BriaOhman @mcernohorsky Man even people who just push it in the general direction of the corral annoy me, like walk the 3 extra feet and put it in properly so somebody else doesn’t have to do it for you🙄

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

Might mix it up and get a landline 📞

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

I am in desperate need of more tattoos and I really would like the world to open up again so that I can spend all of my money on permanent changes to my appearance please and thanks

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

College really pushes me to be my best self #consistencyiskey third year donezo✅

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

Man I figured I’d be addicted to something by the time I was 23, I just didn’t think it was gonna be checking my email every 30 seconds as if somebody other than Costco or old navy might be trying to reach me

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

@kee_keegan Bring back blonde Keegan 2020

[Sam Ross @sammykai]

“I’m just gonna take this day for myself and start on all my responsibilities tomorrow” -me, every day since isolation has started