Samantha

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[Samantha @SammyLopez_]

what is mayor dickinson’s plan to bring back wheel world

[issa jeff @El_JefeT]

When you wake up to screenshots like this, you knowwwww the sleep was hitting

[Samantha @SammyLopez_]

can we all agree that new girl is our roman empire

[Samantha @SammyLopez_]

do you ever just start over thinking the way you walk

[issa jeff @El_JefeT]

I’m turning 26 this month, and you’re asking me how I’m doing…?

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

happy valentine’s day

[Daisy López @daisyl_23]

In light of El Chapo’s son’s recapture, I’m bringing back this tweet.

[Brian McBride @BrianDMcBride]

A+ headline.

[issa jeff @El_JefeT]

Life is short, comment on people’s insta photos

[Samantha @SammyLopez_]

so many dogs on my ig feed, not enough in my life :/

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

The most anti-abortion guy I knew in Uni had a pregnancy scare and immediately started pressuring his gf to get an abortion before they were even sure she was. Never considered himself a hypocrite in the slightest. The rules are different when it's your life.

[Alex in the Multiverse of Sadness @HideYoWifey]

When i was 17 I went to my first party and drank for the first time. 4 shots blacked me out. I woke up to two men raping me. I was a virgin. I was wearing jeans and a softball jersey from the game I had just played. I woke up hungover the next morning COVERED in large black (1/?)

[Samantha @SammyLopez_]

the number of photos on my feed that i’ve seen of the damelio family at uconn makes me feel like i hung out with them the entire time

[Samantha @SammyLopez_]

“damn he’s cute”- me every 5 min during the super bowl

[Samantha @SammyLopez_]

@erinzillla im doing my best out here!!

[Samantha @SammyLopez_]

the more i think about euphoria and the more tik tok conspiracies i see, the less the storyline makes sense

[Samantha @SammyLopez_]

i will add to this thread and return with answers.

[Samantha @SammyLopez_]

the most interesting part was Cal’s piss fest in the last episode and he didn’t even call out Nate having been in love with jules, like will that ever be brought up again?????