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[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Seriously though, why are there no drive thru cake places?

[sam @sammym]

Working my way through @TheWestWing_TV season 2 and can’t believe they killed off Mrs. Landingham. 😭😭😭

[sam @sammym]

@loonylloyd Gasp!

[Rob @thegallowboob]

so baby swordfish are born with a TINY sword, have a good day

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

When you’ve already made the decision to stay in bed all day and then it starts raining???? That’s God retweeting you

[sam @sammym]

@McDonalds squinting to try and find the shamrock in this shake 🙁

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Weird that March is next month when March was also last month

[Casey Newton @CaseyNewton]

A common mistake I see people making on Twitter is trying to have a conversation about anything

[sam @sammym]

@PJVogt it’s probably not internet related (or is it???) but can we get a @replyall episode detailing your time as roommates with @antoni???

[sam @sammym]

@ashleyboyd Yes! Some have even started giving out today.

https://t.co/rwEWTrmC7J

[sam @sammym]

T-minus 1 day until #shamrockshake season ☘️🥤🙌🏼.

[sam @sammym]

@Altoids bring back sours, please (and thank you in advance).

[sam @sammym]

I suspect babies in their initial days can see the full trajectory of their upcoming life and that's why they cry so much.

[anna ◡̈ @notablyanna]

does anyone want to be in love so we can split rent

[sam @sammym]

Still waiting on new @MorePerfect episodes.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

[🆅𐀔 @loveperrysk]

Katy Perry performing "Firework" at #CelebratingAmerica WOW

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

“This could’ve been an email”

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

Well, that was great.

[Jesus Jiménez @jesus_jimz]

Three Wednesdays in January