sammy

Roosevelt Softball

[kait @carlysgwen]

me every time they cut to the audience full of stars from seasons past #dwts

[100% princess @50percentpawg]

when it’s past noon on a Friday and someone asks me to do my job

[nouf @unbothereader]

i miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day).

[trish @ultragloss]

twilight in the morning with coffee and a bagel smuggled into the theater. break for brunch & mimosas, return buzzed for new moon. double feature with eclipse. dinner and drinks, back in time for breaking dawn part 1. popcorn, candy, movie theater wine, breaking dawn part 2. club

[MoodieforBach @MoodieforBach]

dawg it’s gotta be so bad if i agree with Brian of all people #BachelorInParadise

[Bachelor in Paradise @BachParadise]

Very this. Very much this.

[Llama Drama @sweatsandpizza]

Drag his ass

#BachelorInParadise

[ShesAllBach @ShesAllBach]

Air conditioning?! Justice for Tahzjuan #bachelorinparadise

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

[gab @HoeForHerbert]

im in TEARS #loveislandusa

[Jenni @hashjenni]

how i feel being the youngest employee at my work

[VPR Obsessed @VPR_obsessed]

best description of kristen I’ve ever seen lmao 👏🏼 #TheValley

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

No lies detected

[👑 @idollkod]

imagine hating me and this is literally me in my room

[C @theclovecoterie]

Meal repeater, outfit repeater, book rereader, movie rewatcher…I love doing things I already know I will enjoy!!!!

[theglitch³ @guwopsuge]

ION OWE NO DAMN TOLLS AND HOW TF DID YALL GET MY NUMBER?!!!!!

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

ART.