Sam Parmar

I’ve seen the world bro, I’ve been to Moritz

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

Guests at the shop: oh man, y'all twins?? y'all look just alike

Me: oh ya, he was just born 9 years later!

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

I love having kids!

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

my daughters been calling me bro for the past few weeks. at first it was cute but now im like homie put some respeck on my name

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

My dad is a wild boy. Homie has never said no to my son in the last 2 years of his existence and has the audacity to tell me hes spoiled like yeah foo I wonder why!!!

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

my last name is PARmar but you can call Mr. Double B

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

I really be trying to make golf plans like I dont have kids

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

fuck it we ball

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

they may be cheering now but theyre dying to boo

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

My dad really out here matching his Rollie to his Kurta pajama

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

My son always up to fuck shit

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

I don’t wanna drink no mo but then course beers be hittin

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

Blessed= chillin, sipping on some good whiskey in the backyard while kids playing. #gratefulAF

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

12 beers later, we gucci! I love Guinness!

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

Wanted to have a 1 Guinness in a proper Guinness glass today. we’re 4 beers deep and still haven’t found the right place

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

Nawright

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

Soy El Jefe

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

I said, I said, I said biiiiiittttttttttcccccccchhhhhh

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

@shawnpowar oh hallo, lets go

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

I got like 2 friends and they're both working at 2pm on a Monday. wtf am I suppose to golf with?

[Sam Parmar @sammyparmar]

I waited over 3 hours in line at papi’s ohana