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[Jason Rosenberg @mynameisjro]

Mike Pence led the biggest concentrated HIV outbreak in U.S. history while he was governor in Indiana because he opposed needle-exchange programs and now has led the country to over 210,000 COVID-19 deaths. Do not listen to a damn thing he says about public health.

[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

What Mike Pence adds to the ticket is that he lies in a calm voice.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Can we please stop calling it “the issue of race” when what we’re really discussing is “the issue of racism”

[Sam Plate @sammyplate]

4️⃣ Swing States
5️⃣ Senate Seats

🔥$45 to Fire 45🔥

Match me here: https://t.co/ZmtG2SM9XG

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Judging a protest by its most violent protestors but not judging a police by its most violent cops is the language of the oppressr.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Thinking today about this famous quote from Macbeth: "It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

[Sam Plate @sammyplate]

I got to see my best friend this weekend AND see Rhea perform a killer set AND my face is on Cameron’s twitter...what is happening?! https://t.co/4ii9Y0PC5B

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

This person flew across the country to see me & Rhea in IL & PA!! 💜❤️ https://t.co/T45nCI8p3A

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

Sometimes I forget how ethnically Catholic I am

Then O Holy Night comes on the radio

[Sam Plate @sammyplate]

@NEWell_IN_TOWN You’re the best and I love you. Also thx for using my tweet suggestion

[GlitterDemon 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @anoticingsenpa1]

does it come in people sizes?

[Justine Stafford @JustineStafford]

Now she's falling asleep, and I'm calling a crab.

[Sam Plate @sammyplate]

@NEWell_IN_TOWN

[Sam Plate @sammyplate]

@NEWell_IN_TOWN 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Sam Plate @sammyplate]

@NEWell_IN_TOWN "An unreasonable number of vineyards"

[Sam Plate @sammyplate]

@NEWell_IN_TOWN Good thing I have a few hours to sober up before my flight

[Sam Plate @sammyplate]

She's waited four years for this #LNSM @NEWell_IN_TOWN

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here's a puppo participating in the #ScienceMarch. Cleverly disguising her own doggo agenda. 13/10 would keep the planet habitable for