You know what? The Zelda film will be perfect for fans of the traditional formula. They're already familiar with and fond of being told the story instead of experiencing it. It'll be perfect for them. They won't even have to touch a controller this time!
It is now officially recognised by the highest court in the world that Israel is guilty of heinous genocide. Now isolate them. Sanction them. Boycott them. Prosecute them. And most importantly of all militarily defeat them. Israel is a monster. A genocidal monster. Defeat them 😡
The vires suck, the visuals are ugly, the dungeon has a terrible layout, there are too many stairs all over the place (thank goodness for the pins on the switch remake), the magic rod is an underwhelming final item, and the boss, Hot Head, is also underwhelming.
Turtle Rock from Link's Awakening sucks. It's a mess. I even got softlocked on it once. That's literally the only time in the game you can get softlocked. There's even an earlier dungeon that purposefully prevents you from being softlocked, so what the fuck with Turtle Rock
You know what? The Zelda film will be perfect for fans of the traditional formula. They're already familiar with and fond of being told the story instead of experiencing it. It'll be perfect for them. They won't even have to touch a controller this time!