Samantha Richardson

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

Just realized Michael Scotts GF from Benihana is also Ben's Dad's GF Ulani and this is the true crossover The Office and Parks and Rec intended

[Hayley Herms @HayleyHerms]

I’m in tears, I’m so excited to FINALLY announce, I’m on #RevengeBody with the beautiful @khloekardashian 💕🙌🏼 #KhloeKardashian @RevengeBody

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

@bbybacchus Oh oh oh yes oh God yes no yes

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

@bejohnce wheres my yam?

[Hayley Herms @HayleyHerms]

This is fucking disgraceful #JusticeForLucca

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

@HayleyHerms And sometimes you don't need the question for this answer 😏😏😏😏

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

Just witnessed a woman in an IKEA chanting to herself "I'm not his mother, I'm his wife," and never have I wanted to drop a beat so bad

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

CHECK OUT THE NEW SONG!

https://t.co/1TZVbkBye2

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

@ryanbpotter I TOLD YA YOU ANIMAL!

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

@ka5sh @WakeJokes

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

@ka5sh Yessss, logic can be easy, and the mixing thing I got a boii 😁😁😁

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

@ka5sh Yo, I got people 😉

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

I plan on using this photo of @kateberlant, @bejohnce and I at a farmers market, as propaganda for my next cult!

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

@ryanbpotter Then play sims after or WHAT?

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

I will spend 10 dollars on a sims fitness expansion pack to get my sim fit but will I get gym membership this year?

[John Early @bejohnce]

The paid soloist clearly had dairy before the service and if I have to explain that to you then I’m sorry you did not complete your BFA!!

[zach mackey 💀🌹⌛️ @zachhmackk]

Plz listen we worked really hard on this ok @sammyrichh link in bio

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

I look like the middle school kid that sits next to you on a plane and asks what grade you're in

[Samantha Richardson @sammyrichh]

NEW YEAR'S DAY 2018: I'm gonna be better with my time this year

DEC 2018: "RIP vines that changed my life compilation"

*clicks*