Samantha Ruiz

Why aren't we friends yet?

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

between student loans, inflation, piss poor COVID responses from the right and “left”, and now row v. wade you have to be smoking dicks if you think a vote would do shit in this country.

[Brett Patterson @brettpmusic]

I hated Morgan Wallen before it was cool.

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

A huge number of Morgan Wallen fans are angry and outraged tonight. Not because it was revealed that Wallen uses the n-word. No, no, no. They’re furious at the neighbor who filmed him doing it. Because ignorant racist assholes are protective of other ignorant, racist assholes.

[Tye Winters, DO @tmswDO]

We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

[Samantha Ruiz @sammyruuu]

@JoleeMockler What a life!

[Samantha Ruiz @sammyruuu]

@JoleeMockler You got something other than a basset?

[Samantha Ruiz @sammyruuu]

Lol well okay @dominos now I understand why y’all created pizza insurance. Buuuut thanks dominos in Lafayette.

[Samantha Ruiz @sammyruuu]

The only reason I keep Twitter! #VoiceSaveLynnea

[Samantha Ruiz @sammyruuu]

Wait, is this still not a reflection of your schools @barabooSD .... just asking for a friend 🤷🏽‍♂️

[court @courtn3yal_]

is there an app where people bring you alcohol? 🙃

[Samantha Ruiz @sammyruuu]

@CarlieKuball I couldn't think of the name!! 😂

[Samantha Ruiz @sammyruuu]

I strive to me as blunt and savage as @chrissyteigen

[Samantha Ruiz @sammyruuu]

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[Samantha Ruiz @sammyruuu]

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[Samantha Ruiz @sammyruuu]

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[Samantha Ruiz @sammyruuu]

"Safe sex and paychecks" @allandramillie lol same girl same.

[Samantha Ruiz @sammyruuu]

@JoleeMockler this is why you should've done water aerobics with Dina.