ɐɯıʇıꙄ🇰🇪

Part-time dreamer, full-time doer.

[ɐɯıʇıꙄ🇰🇪 @SammySitima]

@ImaniMborrow92

[Modern Stories | Storyteller @RealLifeTales_]

She thought it was a game, but it was something WORSE! 😳

[ɐɯıʇıꙄ🇰🇪 @SammySitima]

Tears in my eyes 🥹

[EPIC MASCULINE @EpicMasculine7]

HOW TO QUIT M*STURBATION FOR GOOD.

Not for 7 days. Not for a month. For life.
If you're tired of relapsing, this thread is for you. 🧵

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Kabugi was left seeing with his mouth wide open. Alikua anajiuliza kwani shida Iko pande gani,, kumbe Siri ni Sundus. Ni mbaya!!😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘✌🏾 @oscarderryq]

Nze nkolera bantu💯

[GUSTAVO @Gustavo__254]

Official Statement from the Chairman of Tetema Nation

Fellow citizens of Tetema Nation 🇰🇪😄,

After a thorough background check we are pleased to announce that Mulamwah has been warmly and loudly welcomed into Tetema Nation.

His sense of humor, certified madness, and commitment to unserious excellence meet all Tetema standards. No interviews were needed, no forms filled just pure Tetema DNA detected.

Mulamwah, feel free to laugh loudly, joke irresponsibly, and represent the nation with pride. Welcome home. Tetema is now stronger, funnier, and slightly more chaotic.

Signed,
Chairman of Tetema Nation
For laughs, for vibes, for Tetema 🫡😆
Cc @mulamwah

[Eric @amerix]

Warriors,

WAKE UP!

Laziness in the muscle becomes laziness in your mind.

Laziness in your mind creates mould in your life.

Your mornings are a declaration of war against laziness.

Wake up and enter the battlefield.

Fortify your body, mind and spirit.

#ManDay

[The Nairobi Times @TheNairobiTimez]

Here is a Thread of Iko Nini deleted podcast on Daystar University student’s fatal fall that has drawn heavy backlash 🧵👇

[Gentle Man @BeyondhistoryX]

How to Beat Procrastination (In less than 5 minutes):

[ɐɯıʇıꙄ🇰🇪 @SammySitima]

@en_toyota

[ɐɯıʇıꙄ🇰🇪 @SammySitima]

Resign!

[ɐɯıʇıꙄ🇰🇪 @SammySitima]

Kwani landlords hawananga black Fridays 🤔

[MR KIMM™🇰🇪 @MrKimmKE]

NTV's wordplays headlines that went a lil bit too far😂

Thread 🧵

[ɐɯıʇıꙄ🇰🇪 @SammySitima]

@georgediano @NanjalaChebet 😂😂😂mrushie pilipili kwa uso

[ɐɯıʇıꙄ🇰🇪 @SammySitima]

@Osama_otero Runinga 😅😅

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

The last time I checked,Chinese contractors used HOWO and Shacman lorries and for excavators they use either Komatsu or CAT.Hizi za Mitsubishi ni kijana yetu amejipea tender.

[ɐɯıʇıꙄ🇰🇪 @SammySitima]

@Goddie_Ke Mbona

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

😭😭🤣�

[ɐɯıʇıꙄ🇰🇪 @SammySitima]

@Son_of_Laikipia ,😂😂😂😂