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I miss my dog and the cows like most people miss their friends

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Here's an actual representation of how hard this flu hit me

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@nikkkosanchez I’m so excited!!

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@emmpiercee ILY SO MUCH

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@Jazzy_Raae Honestly I’m just an idiot

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@Jazzy_Raae I thought I love you 3000 was a song...

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@IzzyBadAss126 Too bad no one is asking...

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I literally thought game of thrones was a video game until @JelllC told me it wasn’t lol

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@wjaz21 Don’t forget it xoxo

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@emmpiercee @megfrodyma That’s my life for ya 😂

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@silosojoj Lol I don’t even remember who it was 😂

[Mitch Field @vacas_negras]

Better yet, date a girl who stops mid sentence to tell you there is COWS nearby

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@nikkkosanchez @Sam_Hubbard_ I did message him... he never read it! How will he ever know we are perfect for each other ????

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Literally nobody:

Me: I used to live in Ohio... Go Buckeyes... @Sam_Hubbard_ plz marry me 🙂

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Today my mom goes we’re the Sohl’s (pointing to my dad) they’re the Cornell’s (pointing to my sister and her husband) and she’s an INDIVIDUAL (pointing to me)... oh okay awesome

[Handsome Prince 👑 @KyronJohnson_]

Us: "Spring you still comin.?"
Spring: "Who all ova there.?"

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I’m literally writing a paper about rocks... like do I just say “I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder” and move on with my life

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@Hannah_gilbert6 For sure Amanda

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Lol I just told Hussain I looked like an orangutan and he agreed with me in solid .5 seconds!!! Yikes...

[Johnny Brittner 🇺🇲 @JohnnyBrittner]

Oh you don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't even have a groundhog on groundhogs day. check your privilege

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“Oh my god snow landed in Hawaii! That’s horrible, it means there is something so wrong with the ECONOMY” sorry @nikkkosanchez but I don’t think Hawaii paid for any snow...