Sam E

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[Alison Moyet @AlisonMoyet]

I look at my old man and he is a thing of elegant beauty. I think I really should make more of an effort. From now on I pledge to ensure my clothes are not inside-out at the absolute very least.

[Sam E @sammyt_85]

@LewisCapaldi https://t.co/2uNESWFsvB

[Missguided @Missguided]

*Plans get cancelled*

Every lazy cell in my body:

[Sam E @sammyt_85]

Lets be honest the line up for love island looks like a right annoying set of twats,but does that mean that i won’t be tucked up in bed by 8:58pm every single night waiting for it to start for the next six weeks?.......absolutely NOT #Loveisland2019 #LoveIsland

[Gok Wan MBE 🌈 @therealgokwan]

Nothing is quite as scary as when you accidentally press the camera on your phone and it’s pointing upwards towards your face... I just literally thought was taking a picture of Shrek!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Dear #CBBUK, if Roxanne dies tonight of her injuries, it's on your head.

[Sam E @sammyt_85]

somebody please tell me what the fuck roxy is talking about? #CBBUK #CBBBOTS #CBBRoxanne

[jess @JessBelll1]

are u ever driving and realize you’ve been spaced out the entire time and wonder how you’re still alive???? cause same

[Sam E @sammyt_85]

Need to stop betting on football when i obviously have NO CLUE #chancer #trying #clueless

[Sam E @sammyt_85]

@itslaurendotcom Its brutal but worth it! when they arent filed down its composite veneers

[Sam E @sammyt_85]

Hows it so hard to add photos without a filter now its an addiction 😂 #catfish #filter #snapchat #milyf

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Every body's a bit of a cunt sometimes as you were LG x

[Sam E @sammyt_85]

@LadyNadiaEssex @Xx3Emma This! 😂

[inked by HER 😍 @inked_by_her]

😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/8cOBXw7Q07

[Sam E @sammyt_85]

@kylejac03 @TheRock Watched central intelligence on sunday, he’s hilarious in it

[Sam E @sammyt_85]

@SamReece @tokyohudds @madkazzied told ya!

[Tom Zanetti @TomZanettiTZ]

Fuck bullies. Anyone who makes you feel bad to make themselves feel better can burn. Take no notice of nasty people they are nothing to you

[Sam E @sammyt_85]

@CauseWereGlRLS @Xx3Emma 😂😂😂

[In The Style @inthestyleUK]

Chris tonight thinking about the possibility of him now doing a rap colab with Stormzy when he gets out of #loveisland

[Sam E @sammyt_85]

If they could be a couple the easy winners would be chris & kem @LoveIsland #loveisalnd #winners