Sam Techau

prepare for the worst, hope for the best

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

I didn’t used to hate people from Texas but I’m starting to strongly dislike people from Texas. #datacenters

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

Cartman was right

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

Allowing data centers in the community is a great way to end a political career.

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

Welcome to the United States of Israel

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

@LeadingReport It would literally destabilize the world.

2/3rds of Congress & a large portion of the world's most powerful people would be imprisoned.

Which basically means society would at least partially collapse.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Trump said the Epstein files “could destroy” innocent people, Bill O’Reilly recently claimed, per Newsweek.

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

@PardonMyTake @hen_ease @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat
Hank basically picked the same person twice

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

The refs wanted to make sure VCU covered the spread

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

OLIVEIRA. CHANDLER. INJECT THIS INTO OUR VEINS @SpinninBackfist #UFC309

https://t.co/X5pg10Lsh2

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

That was pure American horsepower the last minute of the fight #UFC #Chandler

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

He’s ruining the mound #WorldSeries

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

Can we just start the damn game. I didn’t need to watch Fat Joe.

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

That game was awesome to watch. I don’t care who wins, I just want to watch good baseball #WorldSeries

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

Freddie Free!

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

New York Jets 🤝 Refs

[Sam Techau @sammytaco30]

@BarstoolBigCat You are basically a fan of Iowa now.

[Border Patrol Union - NBPC @BPUnion]

To be clear, we never have and never will endorse Biden.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

LSU fans flat didn't travel for this game. 99% Hawkeye fans in Albany. Caitlin Clark is the star amongst stars and it's not even close. #Iowa