Sammy the Walrus IV

Think Different.

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What time is my Watch arriving?

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You know what they say about people that call it iWatch?

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Is 'The Dress' a black swan?

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Do you love your car?

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You hear Apple might sell a car?

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How many Apple employees are working on the Beats app for Blackberry?

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Has anyone suggested that the self-driving Dodge Caravan leased by Apple is involved with grocery delivery service?

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Is IKEA for real?

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When in a grocery store, do you pick the checkout aisle with the longer line?

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What can beat a good haircut?

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Anyone selling a pair of Google Glass?

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How many iPhones would I be able to smuggle over the border?

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Wouldn’t someone enjoy push & pull video content ecosystems combined and then interlaced with thoughtful UX?

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Does anyone have the email address for Samsung’s innovation center?

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General Phil Schiller has not been able to position Apple infantry in order to hold the functional high ground?

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Is using an iPad 2 to take photos in public more embarrassing than using a selfie stick?

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Doesn’t Taylor Swift sometimes remind you of a WSJ article wrapped in a BuzzFeed slideshow?

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If Apple Watch is going to be a flop, does that mean all of the Android competitors copying Apple Watch will be flops?

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Once the 400 million Apple fanboys and fangirls buy an Apple Watch, who would be left to buy one?

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Can you believe Apple would have the audacity to ship a product that would sell less than 200 million units a year?