Sam Winchester

Sam Winchester, hunter. (Fake.)

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

@witchchester Nope.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

Angels never die.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

Another day, pinned to another wall, while Dean talks another demon to death. Could have sworn it was my turn to talk and his to get walled.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

Talking to your dead husband on the Internet: not as great as it sounds.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

New plan. Open a combined convenience store + law firm + car shop. Poker Saturday, Church Sunday. Hunting trip vacations.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

You get tired of waiting for the next bad thing so much that when it arrives, you feel like it's cause you were wishing it faster all along.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

I never thought I would say this, but I sort of miss the Wendigo, you know?

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

I just want 1 book from my childhood to be exactly what I think it is without something horrible exiting it, then trying to kill me. One.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

The heat wave on the west coast is due to global warming. Not any demonic activity. At all. Ever.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

Chicken soup just isn't enough for the soul these days.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

There are no novels. There is no such thing as broments. There are no novels. There are. No novels.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

Candy is about to get cheap. Not that it wasn't at all the gas stations we celebrate holidays in anyway.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

I need to get out of the practice of mourning demons that change hair color unexpectedly.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

Somebody changed my phone ringtone to "Brown-Eyed Girl." What the hell.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

Another motel with a clogged sink. I guess I could fix it, or brush my teeth in the shower.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

Still haven't come up with a resolution for the new year. Last year I just wanted to keep going. This year...

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

You'd think an angel possessing someone couldn't get possessed by something else, but you'd be wrong. Like tacos in chalupas.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

Wish the ghosts stayed in old houses and not in my head these days. They were easier to kill.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

I hear Harry Potter's near- or after-death experience was a white train station and an old guy. Still better than mine.

[Sam Winchester @sammywinchester]

One soul, slightly used, some scarring around the edges and burn marks from a smoking home. Bet Cas got it on eBay.