sam nassif

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

Where does one find a mailroom job? Would love to add “I started out in the mailroom” when I tell my come up story.

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

I will continue to come back and watch Whiplash once a year, truly a perfect movie

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

At what age do you buy an Umbrella? I’m thinking mid 30s

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

Worst casted actress in movie history: Rachel from The Dark Night. It’s truly a shame.

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

@DylanBerns15 Hahaha

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

I was so relieved to find out Netflix released a reels section. Can’t wait for Uber to hop on board, I’d hate to have to wait for my next ride without a good scroll!

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

@NathanGold15 This is the best you can do?

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

Avatar 2 proves that no amount of visual appeal can make up for a bad story. I don’t care how unbelievable the CGI has become - if you write a shitty script for a plot fit for the Disney Channel, expect the movie to suck. #dissapointed

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

Generations born post-internet are consecutively becoming less intelligent. Children are prematurely exposed to technology and consume egregious amounts of useless content through maliciously addictive platforms. This only shortens attention spans and hinders creativity.

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

I hear someone reference the placebo effect at least once a day

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

Everyone wants to be the one to spot the Little Dipper

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

@luke121416 Let’s go back to the drawing board

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

@coby_gold Damnit that’s funny

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

I would pay to have a good wink in my toolkit

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

Go to Chipotle for the food, stay for the music

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

If you fall asleep during movies, kindly go fuck yourself

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

I can’t get over the genius of Nathan Fielder. He’s created a show that makes you question reality, while simultaneously making you laugh. Go watch The Rehearsal.

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

It’s time to make voicemails cool again #atthetone

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

If your ever find yourself somewhere that’s willingly playing the song “My Type” it’s a sign leave and never go back.

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

@jackduboff12 Sadly you haven’t grown the balls to post Tweets of your own, stick to retweets kid

[sam nassif @samnassif8]

Nothing worse than posting a Tweet that doesn’t hit