Where’s North?

Hater of dogs. Don’t touch me.

[Where’s North? @SamNicoletti2]

This is as summery as I’ll get and no, I absolutely refuse to wear shorts.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

why didn’t the vampires in twilight stop the holocaust

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Women are so emotional”, sir I have never punched a hole in my dry wall

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

I’m not gay. When I hook up with a guy I am doing it as an ally

[Where’s North? @SamNicoletti2]

Am I the only one out there who read Catcher in the Rye and didn’t retroactively hate it because the internet told me to?

[Where’s North? @SamNicoletti2]

Feeling...”bold as brass.”

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

idk what coming-of-age queer kid needs to hear this but please don’t start smoking cigarettes

[🧠 Typical EduCelebrity 🧠 @EduCelebrity]

Better to be distant and deficient than well-read and dead.

[Where’s North? @SamNicoletti2]

@Cmdrcody516 I’m not! I just noticed driving by that the parking lot is PACKED! And in a PANDEMIC!!!

[Where’s North? @SamNicoletti2]

How in hell is the Denver Swim Club open in a fucking PANDEMIC?? How is this a thing that is real? #denver #denvergay #gay

[tate @50FirstTates]

i am sick of society saying. oh it’s morning time u have to eat eggs. or it’s lunch u gotta have a sandwich. wat does time of day have to do with anything. why do i have to wait until it’s “acceptable” to eat lasagna. i love lasagna and will eat it whenever i want

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

When you know you're in for a treat ❤️

[Katya @katya_zamo]

5G tricked my son onto a secret vaccine list and now he’s the treasurer of the gay autistic branch of the Utah Illuminati I’m Derek his uncle Tim’s friend from school what’s everyone up to today?

[Where’s North? @SamNicoletti2]

Nooooooo!

[BBC Radio 2 @BBCRadio2]

Fleetwood Mac co-founder Peter Green has died aged 73.

Solicitors acting on behalf of his family said in a statement: "It is with great sadness that the family of Peter Green announce his death this weekend, peacefully in his sleep.” https://t.co/C3WFfyDX9b

[The Modest Teacher @ModestTeacher]

If kids return in the fall, I don’t think they’re going to want to spend all of their time reflecting on COVID, sitting in wellness circles, and journaling about their experiences.

They’re going to want life to be as normal as possible—that’s the biggest comfort we can provide.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Gay people love to read books

[The Modest Teacher @ModestTeacher]

You don’t have to be this zany, funny, overly enthusiastic person in order for your kids to enjoy your class and learn.

You simply have to be true to who you are as a teacher.

[katie @ktiebun]

tammie brown be like ‘i know a spot’ and then teleport you to mars