pajama sam

🦒🌵🍄💫 USU || she/her

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

Interacting with me on Twitter must be fun bc it’s like, yeah you’re gonna get a response from me, but you’ll never know when it’s gonna be. Could be a minute after you say something, could be 48 days

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

Neither of these things is true lol

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

Keep seeing ppl say saltburn is their new “comfort movie”. Sorry but what’s wrong with yall

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

Not @ChronicVirgo getting into my car and immediately being assaulted with phantom of the opera through the speakers 💀

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

Saw FNAF in theaters so of course it’s Time for a New Hyperfixation! ✨😮‍💨

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

I am NOT a Jack-o-lantern. My name is ✨LEWIS✨ heh heh

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

“If Mick Jagger didn’t have The Rolling Stones he would just be some dorky guy” -my mom

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

My favorite part about college is how every one of my professors pronounces “niche” differently

[Sam🥀 @0ddsam]

7 years of bad luck for anyone who scrolls past this tweet without leaving their Lock Screen

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

@ScreamWithRCS @InternetH0F Me. I work at a zoo so it’s kinda like what’s the point haha
Also I live in the 2nd driest state so showering twice a day for me is a no

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

@Jessifreakinlyn Same tho 😭🥲

[trash jones @jzux]

how i feel when i’m in bed at 11 instead of 2

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

Idk

[AJ Your GIFs & Threads Pusher @D_incredibleAJ]

How y’all look with pink hair⁉️👀

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

This was me feeling sickly on my way to class this morning so I snagged a selfie lol

[AJ Your GIFs & Threads Pusher @D_incredibleAJ]

How y’all look with pink hair⁉️👀

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

@kengojames Was gonna say it was a crazy trip but realized you said LDS conference and not LSD conference

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

Cool finds on a solo stroll before class the other day

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

@adamant_aflame Ive kinda worn all sorts of hats at the zoo haha. I was a zoo aide in ambassador animals for a year, don’t do that anymore but am still a volunteer with enrichment and stuff and my current job is seasonal educator but used to be fulltime in schools &also used to work in foods lol

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

The zoo has summer camps for kids and recently I thought “why not adults? So I got to run an adult zoo camp today and it was the funnest thing everrrr

[pajama sam @samnmyrick1]

@Imogene_Moon13 Wait everyone thinks he sucks now? What did I miss?