samuel norris

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

riot in my biscuit tin atm Rocky just hit Penguin with a club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a blue ribbon. AND the jammy dodger got away.

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

don't shag a dyslexic dwarf it's not big and it's not clever

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking goldfish died.

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

Chilling watching Jonathan Ross !!! #TheJRShow

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

@breatheheavycom @britneyspears @BestOfLasVegas Oh another rumor? Well at least you are spreading something other than your legs. :)

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

Miss skiing want to get back there !!!!! #skijumping

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

I don't want to alarm anyone but I mite delete my Twitter.... It mite just be me being paranoid but I'm sure there's people following me😂

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BREAKING NEWS: Floyd Mayweather announces fight with Manny Pacquiao on May 2

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

Ed sheerans singing to madonna back stage to calm her down... "When your legs don't work like they used to before" 👌😂😂 @edsheeran

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

@RichardDrury_ I want a zombie apocalypse and to be know as El zombie hunter !!!!

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

Don't you hate getting called into work early to meet someone then there not going to come in for another hour #late #moresleep !!!!

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

Watching the #BRITs2015 with my top girl @BorgieBorgg 😘 x

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

Shit all day

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

Shit man just been gassed ! #csgas

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

Another weekend of nothing !

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

There is only one hero ! 2 para !

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

135 british pounds for a new passport © just saying !!! :(

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

Working on leave !

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

@JemimaBliss hey home girl you having a good time ? ! Xx

[samuel norris @samnorris10]

@BBCR1 little nipples aha