Sam Norton

Basically my only friend is my dog and I want to bury her in my backyard most of the time. And I guess Glen is my friend too.

[Sam Norton @samnorton12]

@vivboggs I was really feeling this yesterday

[Sam Norton @samnorton12]

Why can dogs understand our language but we can’t understand theirs?

[ellie sunakawa @elliesunakawa]

"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it."

[Doug Baldwin Jr 🙏🏾 @DougBaldwinJr]

How dare Luck not sacrifice his body for MY entertainment. Who cares if your shoulder is too messed up to pick up your child. Who cares if your knees are too messed up to play with your kids. Who cares about the quality of YOUR life, what about the quality of MY Sunday’s?

[Wes Anderson Quotes @QuotingWes]

#FantasticMrFox

[Sam Norton @samnorton12]

@glencarnes “I don’t think those baby wipes were for adults.”

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

the 1% of bacteria left on my hands after i use hand sanitizer

[Sam Norton @samnorton12]

@chordstrummin

[Sam Norton @samnorton12]

Another one. PLANTS. Why are plants so expensive???

[Sam Norton @samnorton12]

@chordstrummin Booooo

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃$🌴 @Yungmdot]

PSA: (just found this out) everyime you buy a BANG, a portion of your $$ is going towards the re-election fund campaign of Donald Trump. I know these taste 🔥 af, but I can’t be supporting a company that supports children in cages, no change on guns laws, etc.

[Sam Norton @samnorton12]

@sethnolan Same

[Sam Norton @samnorton12]

Thing that are more expensive than they should be:
Rugs.
Curtains.
Dog toys.
Jeans.
Coffee.
Fucking tampons?
Phones.
Honestly anything that has to do with a dog.
Gas.

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Yall aint seen shit yet 😌

[Sam Norton @samnorton12]

The smell of a sugar free redbull kinda turns me on. Is that weird?

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Sendin out mad love to all in need!!

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

🙏🏾 i love this!

[Papa Paul @Paulcito_]

Empathy vs Sympathy

some of y’all need to watch this 🗣

[Sam Norton @samnorton12]

@youngndbrown Wow, terrible idea.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

When he's not stealing bases, he's stealing outs. @FlashGJr had himself a night out there. ⚡