Sam Rivenbark

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

*sobbing* yeah dude I’m so good right now you don’t even know

[Malcolm Elliott ★ @MalcolmMusic]

T-Pain did not rhyme Mansion with Wiscansin to be disrespected on Beyoncé’s internet like this

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

@hills_xo i want to know but i don’t think i can handle the knowledge for a week

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

@hills_xo something bad is going to happen to him and i am going to be WRECKED

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

my only will to live comes from the hope that one day i will live in a world that has moved past the need for showering and doing laundry ourselves

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

@That1teddygirl i’m in no way condoning it because it is icky but zendaya and the shows creator have been very clear this is not a show for kids. it’s for adults. therein the ick factor but def not for kids.

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

i’m certain one of those mcnuggets in a halloween costume from the 90s would cure my mental health

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

alexa play “the ice is getting thinner” by death cab for cutie

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

@witchxcrafter omg that would be so awesome!

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

@witchxcrafter well regardless you’re extremely talented and it’s absolutely precious

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

i only have to wait 5 more hours to see scream and i am stressed

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

all i want is to be at home playing lego harry potter

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

this is literally the only thing producing serotonin for me right now

[zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel]

Surprise! 🥳 @HannahSimone, @LamorneMorris, and I are bringing you a #NewGirl Recap podcast! Mostly to share the official rules of "True American." Full trailer & details on where to listen here: https://t.co/FCAKurFbzF

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

between these and cremesavers ugh 🤤

[Sam Rivenbark @samnotsamantha]

i miss jenna marbles more than anything

[bean🌱 @hostile_bean]

“HOW. HOW is rocco gonna eat the cookie zoe”