Sam

a little unhinged, a lot annoying

[Sam @samoak16]

listen I’m not saying my crocs are the reason @TBLightning won the cup but I’m not NOT saying they are.

these bad boys walked me through the finals😜

[Sam @samoak16]

@NoahKahan Paul Revere would be cool for my SIL but we love you either way king

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Some lyric clarifications

“Saw your mom”
Not Suck Your Mom

“Beat your ass into morning”
Not Eat Your Ass In The Morning

“Glad you got your act cleaned”
Not Glad You Got Your Ass cleaned

But honestly sing from whatever place your mind takes you to

[Sam @samoak16]

@NoahKahan You must (I beg of you, even without tickets)

[Sam @samoak16]

@NoahKahan Please but only if you’re willing and able (no pun intended) without it ruining your life

[kae @kaebaby1313]

@NoahKahan Not good friend.

[Sam @samoak16]

@NoahKahan yes because new music 😍
no because new music 😭

[Sam @samoak16]

I get the process. But I’m so disappointed that I waited, got kicked, waited again, kicked, waited AGAIN, kicked. Then I got told I was already logged in and that there was suspicious activity so they kicked me for good.

[Sam @samoak16]

I’ve never hated Ticketmaster more. I tried for @NoahKahan tickets in yesterday’s presale, failed, was sad but whatever.

I was booted FOUR TIMES from the line today when I loaded in the 9000s initially. Made it all the way through to you’re next! And then kicked again.

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

If I don’t get @NoahKahan tickets next week I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

My 4th album, The Great Divide, will be yours on April 24th, 2026. Pre-order and pre-save at the link below. First single out this Friday.

https://t.co/qrQPcZzihZ

[Sam @samoak16]

nothing more humbling than struggling to open a @SlimJim in public

[Sam @samoak16]

my @dunkindonuts never gets the cool merch and all I want it the spider donut keychain and straw topper 😭

[Sam @samoak16]

sad that I won’t get to use my @DutchBros birthday reward 🥲

[Sam @samoak16]

constantly thinking about quitting my job and moving across the country just to be closer to @DutchBros

[Sam @samoak16]

@Chewy the Crusty Boy in question: waiting by the window for the delivery driver🫣

[Sam @samoak16]

bad mom alert: pretty sure Crouton is going to eat me in my sleep because I forgot to place his @Chewy order for more treats🫣 I thought he had a couple bags left🥲

[Sam @samoak16]

@twofriendsmusic did I miss something…? Where’s all my tunes?😭😭

[Sam @samoak16]

@Coffeemate PLEASE, you HAVE to unretire it. For The People!

[Sam @samoak16]

I work in a day program with people with IDDs. They are OBSESSED with CoffeeMate blueberry creamer, however, we have been unable to find it anywhere local. We do a coffee club every week and it’s the most popular request by far.
@NestleUSA @NestleCare @Nestle

[Sam @samoak16]

PLEASE help a girl make dreams come true. They been hopeful for months🥹

@NestleUSA @NestleCare @Nestle