Sam

this ain’t your mama’s monologue

[SUN VET MALL @sunvetmall]

Most days I pray that Billy Joel would DUI his car through my front doors and put me out of my misery.

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[Sam @samokokok]

Threw up at the first original Nathan’s hot dogs today

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Just a baby beaver cleaning his chubby belly 🦫

[Sam @samokokok]

All timer

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

Mickey Mouse seeing all the Disney movies flopping this year https://t.co/MxIRwOMmDo

[Sam @samokokok]

@toooaast I’m shadowbanned

[Sam @samokokok]

What in the final destination

[Sam @samokokok]

@toooaast Thanks for liking

[Sam @samokokok]

Getting closer

[Sam @samokokok]

Boyfriend just referred to the show love is blind as “your blind love one”

[cyn 🪼 @vcnllasky]

How Spanish teachers talk about vosotros

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

ive felt like this since january

[Sam @samokokok]

Me waiting to somehow bring up how I ran a half marathon before work today

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

can you rangoon any other meats

[mdw @m__d__w]

Going Brooklyn Sober for September (no drugs or alcohol unless someone else bought them)