sam

she/her

[Incineroar @IncinPkmn]

Just found out female pokemon trainers make less pokedollars than male

[femme fatale @eliesaaabs]

me at my big girl job

[SZA @sza]

I cry when I leave my friends .. I love them so much !! So grateful to love deeply and to have ppl worth crying gratitude tears about .

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

going to work

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

kinda obsessed with her like thats my sisterrr

[sam @samolbrysh]

@KianAndrewM can confirm

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“What you doing this weekend”

Me: enjoying my rent

[Dave Kratzy @Krtzyy]

here ya go, you gotta utilize that extra vertical space

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

that’s not just my passenger princess, that’s my big dawg

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

[Enii 🌻 COMMS OPEN 🌻 @Enii_draws]

💕

[erica @ericanextdooor]

how it feels going to work

[Emily Miller @emily_f_miller]

If you’re looking for something actually worth celebrating this Fourth of July you’re in luck because I have come across some incredible news: IT’S THE CAESAR SALAD CENTENNIAL. Caesar and fries crowd - this is our moment. Don the green on 7/4. It’s only right.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Instead of “Take Your Child To Work Day” there should be a “Take Your Therapist To Work Day” so they can see exactly what you’ve been talking about