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[🩰 @Keybaker_]

I'm a perfume mixer. Don't ask me what I got on I just invented this shii

[samone @samonee_b]

The same Samantha that had Lucy Liu as a client….?

[Aaron 🦦 @nonameoptions]

How are the women in sex and the city affording their lifestyles?? I don’t think Samantha has had a single client in her pr firm, Carrie writes a once weekly newspaper column, Charlotte just looks at fancy plates and paintings once a month, like Miranda is our only saving grace!!

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Realest nigga in the game.

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

everyone wants life to feel like sex and the city but no one wants to accidentally stay out way too late on a random weeknight or show up at a friends place unannounced

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

Seeing your home girl losing herself and crying herself to sleep builds resentment.

[akhivae @akhivae]

Rich people be like I don't have a smartphone. I have a full-time secretary (she has four smartphones).

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

Guy who is 16 years older than his average classmate: “Why is everyone here so stupid”

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Franny J 👽 @FrannyTrip]

No! This is the dress that changed a generation! 💗

[Princess — crr : ASOS ⚔️ @Unohanabbygirl]

I remember someone on here saying this generation has a crippling case of moral ocd and I can’t help but agree. You’re never going to be able to enjoy anything ever if you insist on navigating the art/media this way

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

literally these books

[Patóloca @PatolocaMD]

Culpo a las series médicas por hacerle creer a la gente del común que el urgenciologo también es patólogo, cirujano y radiólogo 🙄

[bookishTachyon ΘΔ 🇵🇸 @bookishTachyon]

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough

[fran🦇 @bIoodyfran]

tenes que empezar a los 13 y caer al colegio con los looks mas humillantes posibles para formar caracter si arrancas de grande no te sale

[leci. @lecij_]

#myjam

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

Someday I'd like to do a deep dive to pinpoint exactly when children's media stopped depicting its protagonists as brave and heroic by default and started favoring stories about sensitive maladjusted losers

[Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

i’m no fan of RFK jr. but can we stop pretending that swapping out dyes like red 40 and yellow 5 for healthier options is some sort of travesty. america is so addicted to being fat.

[Sulman Aziz Mirza, MD? | TheKicksShrink @sulmoney]

Your doctor hates Big Pharma and Big Insurance and Big Hospital more than you do

[lina @444liina]

this isn’t how you guys live life? because it’s definitely how I live mine!