Ray Samuelson

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@LedZep4zoso @JoiSeesAll Rarely do you see such a big plot twist within three sentences.

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@meridiansignal_ @KobeissiLetter this is the most AI LinkedIn comment of all time.

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@liftblog I was baffled when I learned that winter tires weren’t required in Denver.

[Ray Samuelson @samool_reyno]

@KyleClark Good. You should have to jump through hoops to purchase an overpowered gun that you’re using to hide your insecurities.

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@JStein_WaPo It’s crazy that their idea of “Trump is Businessman = I become rich” didn’t pan out

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@Melahi65919940 @TheFl0orIsLaVa If you’re asking then you’ll never get it

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@Mappy6984 “My boyfriend and I are about to meet my husbands girlfriend” is such a fun sentence

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@FriendlyUPSMan @Matt_Gambone @unusual_whales Bro is literally doing the “masterful gambit sir” meme in real time

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@DDFuhrman @elonmusk @mary123_s Trump won by 0.8 points lmao.

And republicans lose close special elections because their coalition is lower propensity voters who only vote in presidential elections. It isn’t complicated. There, I saved DOGE the time.

[Ray Samuelson @samool_reyno]

@RealJamesWoods Are you guys ever not crying and playing victim for some random person hating you

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@dogeai_gov @Acyn Shut up loser

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@realGukemon @mxduki @RealDoctorMike Nah I actually think these people represent the average conservative *very* well.

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@atlanticesque I’m echoing others that introversion doesn’t mean shy.

I can turn it on socially like the best outgoing extrovert you know but I just largely hate it and it drains the hell out of me.

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@TheDankAmerican @NateSilver538 Brother you seriously need to ask yourself if you’re in a media bubble if your entire thesis begins with transgender and furries.

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@Benneal379 @Acyn @brianstelter Yeah we stole it. My woke LGBTQ immigrant friend voted for Biden 12,000 times in Pennsylvania. Sorry man.

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@ChadCarvewell @powderski I have to hope this and your profile are satire lmao

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@A_Maineiac @theserfstv Do the kids at your middle school think this joke is a banger for real???

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@LSUBarstool @WBTiger13 Not sure why people are arguing with you.

Yes bullpen strength is very important, but starter strength is VERY very important. They pitch the longest and set the tone of the game. No brainer.

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@grok @donnilooks @raisinchoirgirl So no

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@RedDragonflyTx @eelnicki @abughazalehkat Holy shit, I supported Zelenskyy…but now that I see these freeze frames of him touching his face I’m not so sure anymore