SAMOPAD

o futuro está próximo. Data Analyst (Ms Excel, Power BI, SQL)

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

It hasn't been all sweet and smooth during the about to conclude Dash and Tell Bootcamp by @nexogirls, but I have been able to learn a lot and gain valuable experiences such as data cleaning, data analyzing and data visualization.

[Absolute Chelsea @AbsoluteChelsea]

Club Statement | @ChelseaFC

"Chelsea FC acknowledges today's announcement by The Football Association confirming the resolution of the anti-doping proceedings involving Mykhailo Mudryk.

"From the outset, this has been an extremely difficult period for Misha, both professionally and personally, and we are pleased that the matter has now reached a conclusion which allows him to return to football with immediate effect.

"We have always supported Misha throughout this process while fully respecting the integrity of the anti-doping system and the legal process.

"We welcome the acknowledgement that advances in the applicable scientific reporting standards for more reliable testing mean that, had Misha's sample been analysed under today's technical requirements, it would not have been reported as a positive test and no anti-doping rule violation would have resulted. That is an important part of the context surrounding the agreed resolution and allows everyone involved to move forward.

"Misha has consistently maintained that he never knowingly or intentionally used a prohibited substance and did not know how traces of the substance entered his system. Throughout this process he has conducted himself professionally and with resilience during what has undoubtedly been one of the most challenging periods of his career.

"We know how much this opportunity to return means to him. Our focus now is on supporting Misha’s reintegration into the squad and helping him resume his career.

"Chelsea FC remains fully committed to the highest standards of sporting integrity and compliance with all anti-doping regulations.

"Everyone at the Club now looks forward to helping Misha return to full fitness, back into the squad and back onto the pitch."

[sara ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @leojupiter333]

this is an ad about outsourcing all of the care, compassion, effort and everything else that makes you human to an unfeeling subscription-based simulacrum as a crutch for your human relationships so you can….spend more time playing video games. humiliating this is where we’re at

[Absolute Chelsea @AbsoluteChelsea]

Along with #Chelsea’s owners and sporting directors, Reece James spoke with Morgan Rogers in the England camp, and Cole Palmer reached out by text. This sent a strong signal to how seriously Chelsea were looking to sign him.

[via @TheAthleticFC]

https://t.co/d11rqZoow4

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

guy, you don listen to “i’ll be fine”?!
i don’t know why you are hell bent on disrespecting the guy. he no dey even mind una idolo. smh

[ALHAJI EL-KANEMI @Idan_Alhaji]

Fireboy keh😂

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

bumping tory lanez late in the night>>>

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

APC women leaders get brand new SUV’s

Women in small businesses get recapitalized with 50,000 NGN each.

I hate it here.

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

one minute i’m listening to brent faiyaz’s “icon” and the other i’m listening to barrister’s “dimension fuji” 😭

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

see beere andrew tate 😭

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

Nah nonsense Ycee talk
You can drop ur point without directly insulting Peller

Nah for naija unaa dey less unaa own
Wetin Ishow Speed dey do ?

A lot of superstars outside d country making waves also without doing anything special
No be Peller say make ur career bend bro
Anybody can be a superstar, no be only Naija dat one Dey happen

If you wan form intellectual, go teach jamb students

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Money go come.

Just no die.

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Sui delayed is not sui denied.

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

nobody broke as me

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

“tampad glass”
ewedu n!gga no go kill me 😭

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Many people don kon dey do Tampad glass for Nigeria ooo. This one is tested and trusted! 👀🌚

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

monaco/polanco, i no go.
God have mercy 😭

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

@shredwithQpid This is him

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

Make zay do 1.5m for 15 hours na. Zainab una

[dNL✰ @appleboyx9]

zay woulda gone harder on ts, we lit tho🔥

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

the game need me
the game need you
the game need us

[Doctuche @lidocaine_v2]

I don't think we even consume anywhere near enough protein in Nigeria, but if you're going above the recommended limits (as is vogue now with the gym culture) it's useful to know if your kidneys are healthy.

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

@MarcosGuidcs @legenerai47 Jokes on you, you think Nicholas Jackson isn't technically gifted to play in a game like this.

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

Are you Satan? You don't like good things? You watched 90 minutes of that, and you're wallowing about havertz and your bin laden coach?!

[AI @nonewthing]

Get me Havertz up top and we are scoring more goals than Bayern

[SAMOPAD @samopad]

@HalfSpaceMC i am really hopeful that gittens will ball for us. i want him to