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embraced the world and it embraced me back

[𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 @samotamu]

being an ungaggable online deity isn't easy but someone (me) needs to do it

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@purplepixie34 too busted to be shared 👁️

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my outfit today:

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[ it's kinda fierce but it's also kinda not ]

[Mithrandir 🧙🏼‍♂️ @monzterstan]

Straight coworkers talking about cars during lunch… please get me out of here

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

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some of my best work on twitter went unnoticed

[Drag Doll ♥️ @DragDollCo]

My response when someone bumps into me and apologizes:

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me after randomly registering for a seminar in the area of islamic studies (didn't even know which department it belonged to but idgaf i'm just vibing)

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problem imanja velike bulje je to što mančuje te gaće like there's no tomorrow

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the gaggy clocky meta-irony of it all

[Fail Father of Four @rulesdisobeyer]

Explaining lettuce to an American:

[Who? Weekly @whoweekly]

losing it

[Manila Luzon @manilaluzon]

But is it Kosher?